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Our anonymous source reminds us of the time he drove us to Cornwall for dinner.
We passed Stonehenge - but also, in a remarkable echo of "Monkeyworld", "Birdworld".
"Britain's largest bird park and gardens"
"Birdworld has a large restaurant (open 10am - 5pm BST, 10am - 4pm GMT) serving a wide range of food, from snacks to a full meal. Visitors are welcome to visit the restaurant without paying to go into the park. The restaurant is in pleasant surroundings with views over the wildfowl pool, fountain and the first section of the park. Bookings for parties are welcome for our special meal deals, roast dinners and cream teas. Don't forget birdworld for that special birthday party."
What do they roast? Chicken? This opens a whole new perspective on Monkeyworld.
We passed Stonehenge - but also, in a remarkable echo of "Monkeyworld", "Birdworld".
"Britain's largest bird park and gardens"
"Birdworld has a large restaurant (open 10am - 5pm BST, 10am - 4pm GMT) serving a wide range of food, from snacks to a full meal. Visitors are welcome to visit the restaurant without paying to go into the park. The restaurant is in pleasant surroundings with views over the wildfowl pool, fountain and the first section of the park. Bookings for parties are welcome for our special meal deals, roast dinners and cream teas. Don't forget birdworld for that special birthday party."
What do they roast? Chicken? This opens a whole new perspective on Monkeyworld.
posted by Pickles @ 3:09 pm
1 Comments:
At 3:31 pm,
Lola said…
I believe I may now have cracked the identity of your anonymous source.
I drove past birdworld in my 'fun' bus during the GE last yr, on the way to campaign in Portsmouth. Woo and I came very close to diverting the bus to birdworld and sacking off campaigning, but Huggy did not find this an amusing concept.
Although I imagine there may now be birdflu issues.
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